I am one of the 7,109,733,282 people on Mother Earth and with that kind of population, and the number of queries, prayers and rants you must be dealing with, has probably reached an insane stage. But well, what do you know, there is only one above all, and since you’re holding this position we just have to look up and say Oh God.
Its all great really. Earth is functioning well. We inhabitants are still sort of trying to kill each other at various points of our day, month, year or mass kill other countries, continents (that was the plan right. Mahabharat, Kalyug and World Wars. Entertainment?) and did you know, now we are even trying to capture other planets and send off people into exile into like Mars. I wish I could have been sent into exile, to a people-less planet because there would be no drama. Honestly God, when did you decide that drama should be a virtue or a vice in human life? Anyhow, maybe you thought of it for the best. Other than that, the weather has been great in Dubai. Its still mildly cold for beginning of April and it rained a few days ago. We are happy about that. Gloomy skies are a bonus and rain is a double whammy! Your weathermen are doing it right!
Also, the world din’t end. How cool is that? I think everyone had prepped up for a zombie apocalypse and gigantic ships which obviously we wouldn’t have made it into because America owns that. Here in Dubai, they’d make waterproof buildings perhaps, but well you know. They’re still camels and you know how far that goes. Other than that, if you have a few minutes, I wanted to know, what is up with the mess in our lives? No honestly, I keep looking up and thinking you have a better plan for us. But every better plan just crashes. Are you testing our patience like all those poems on Google say so? Are you putting us through the test of life making us learn lessons we never signed up for?
Like I know when I had my first crush in year 7, I got embarrassed infront of that guy. I thought there was a better plan. In Year 10, I feel into deep infatuation and lost that guy to a friend. During college I lost my friends because I thought making a “wise” decision for a future (that was never meant to be) was the way to go about it. After college, I lost the city I thought I’d make a career in and I thought, obviously your plan was to give me the best in my home city. Then I’m loosing the one person I tried to stay away the most from, but I prayed and prayed and I thought you set me up on this path everytime I asked for a sign. But now everyone is saying there is a better plan. What is really up with that? Because now I’m not listening to gut or mind or heart, I’m listening to people and yet, YET they are trying their very best to sabotage my efforts to do things for you. To follow your plan. Really, is this like the whole global warming thing where you give Britishers a sun stroke and a run for their money?
Thank you for the job. Its great. That was a wise decision getting me out of the bitter cold England and giving me a wonderful career. Also, thanking you for the tab you put on it and binding it with a time frame, coz now I don’t want to take leave or anything to enjoy my not-so-permanent place here, because I might have to quit you know, oh wait. You already knew that. We’re following the blue prints after all. In January, I made childhood dream come true. I thought the trip made me find a spiritual being within me. I don’t know why you decided to take that away from me, soon after I returned. It’s crazy. Father Christmas gives gifts to keep. Why can’t we keep your gifts forever? Even life, it well, ends in death.
Well I don’t know what your plan is. I obviously don’t have a clue. I get frustrated with the set of guardians you’ve given me. See, don’t get me wrong, I love them and all that. Too much in fact to go ahead and sabotage the future I planned for myself. It included my relationship of 4 years, it involved me living in Oxford, it included a MBA from Stanford, a couple years in America. It included kids with dimpled cheeks, it included writing a book much sooner (its still stalled I’m sure you know that). So see, when I’m willing to put all of that at stake and do it the way your set of chosen guardians want it, because I love them so much and I can’t bear to hurt them. They do stupid stuff. Then I want to take revenge from everyone around me. That being all other prospects they bring and I don’t think they deserve so.
I don’t know dear God. What’s with all of this. Right now, every time I pull myself up and dust off the dirt (like the quotes on Google say), something pulls me back into the ditch, they do it! Is this your plan too? If not, I’ll go find that loser and teach him a lesson! This is enough you know. Its too messed up and I don’t have time to be smart and funny and flirty with all these things and act my age, because its obviously making me depressed and giving me dark circles, sleepless nights and I haven’t worked out in a week (except for the hundreds of squats a day- yes I’m punishing my butt for it!) and I skipped breakfast! You know how bad that is right? Common, tell me your plans already. I know your holding off the Zombies and shoving meteors from hitting earth. You are probably also deciding how to postpone the end of the world again and planning the next big Earthquake or Tsunami to get rid off some of the excess population. But maybe, natural contraception might be a thing? No? Or a reproductive cycle limit? I can send you some ideas if you want? But no zombies please. Its hard enough to live with real people, dead people would be pushing it honestly. Common. Whoever gave you that idea sucks. (I’m sorry if this was your idea, but I’m sure you are more innovative than that)
I know you might not even read this that quickly. I used to talk to you daily and I’ve been upset with you for a while now. Like I walk past you everyday without stopping to say “hey” and I know that’s mean, but I thought you might try to convince me to talk to you. Give me some Easter Eggs and send me a constellation prize with my boyfriend in it, or maybe return my friends to me, or cast a spell on the guardians. Nothing like that happened, and I believe in your power. I will have to talk to you instead. Its a win win for you. As always. Can you hire me? I could just like chill you know, with you. No issues. Is celibacy a thing? It’s quite cool then. So uncomplicated. Can I do it? Oh wait, your set of chose guardians won’t allow that because grand-kids are obviously a THING! Older people aren’t allowed to have a “thing” you know. Like if I were you, I’d set an age. Grow up, marry (if u must) and then reproduce and once they’re outta the nest, that’s it. No more things for the older lot.
Did Adam and Eve get married? They just had offspring right? Then who introduced this piece of paper for legalizing courtship. Common now! Why did you change the roots? Oh, I’m sure some screwed up child of Earth decided to screw every other person’s life. Marriage is a great thing, but justifying it, that is a little messed up. See, if you hire me, I could run a moron detector and stop them from being alive. Cool isn’t it? Do you think that’s cool? I have more coolness in store, try me!? Pretty please?
See like the child below. I prayed for a puppy too coz my one died. Then you gave me a sibling who is most of the time busy being useless, pouting in the mirror or plotting the next “ruin-the-sister’s-life” project. That ain’t cool. She needs to find work or grow up. By the way, when is growing up scheduled on in her blue prints? Still far off eh? 17 is a good age to grow up you know. Just saying.
Anyways, I’m at work, and before you decide to change the blue prints and teach me, yet another lesson by getting me fired (hey I’m writing to you! common! Justified) I shall end this one-sided conversation here. I hope you take care of all your fellow Earthlings. Even atheists, because you know they believe in Science, which in turn is kind of like believing in the the things created by you, so whatever. Forgive them. I’ve got atheist friends who need your grace on them. Give good health and happiness to everyone, everyone I’ve merely even seen and the billions I haven’t (we need someone praying for the masses right? And since self prayer never helped, I’m trying this one for them. Its Easter after all! ). We know not their stories, but I’m sure there is a story that needs your attention and grace.
Try to get my set of guardians to chill. They need it. I’ve given up, but you could try. A needs you badly in his life. Just make him see that there is more to life than me. Tell him its your plan that went wrong.. even if he thinks I’m bad, just let him be okay. Please? As long as he’s okay, I’m willing to take his side of shit too. If that’s allowed. It’s allowed in movies, it should be totally legit in real life too, since I’m being all Mother Teresa-ish.
I don’t need nothing for myself. I’ve tried not to take the short cut to you, so that means something is still keeping me here for the challenge. Just don’t make it too hard. You know I’m Piscean and I can snap. You know the anatomy! common now. Oh, and two of my friends Mh. and Y are up in line for marriage, give them some extra blessings. Atleast someone is doing it right :)
Thank you for everything anyways. Just get the blue prints right. Most of us here, at least me, really wanted a drama free life and to please the guardians. But why it has twists. I have no idea. You know better.
Asta la vista baby!